Officially Pointless

Unnecessary Promotions Gift Kit

Five fictional office appointment certificates

$9 proposed launch price for the complete digital kit. Orders are not open yet.

Give a coworker a promotion they absolutely do not need. The kit contains a local browser editor, five PDF and SVG examples, PNG share-card export and personal-use instructions.

Edit the recipient and giver on a laptop or desktop, then print or save your personalized certificate. The included PDFs are examples, not fillable forms. No physical item or frame is supplied, and phone-only editing is not guaranteed.

This is original fictional gift artwork. It does not grant official qualifications, employment, authority or nobility.

The planned hosted checkout and private file delivery are through Gumroad, after seller setup and the delivery test are completed. No payment details are collected by this page.

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