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Give your coworker a ridiculous title, excellent stationery, and precisely zero extra responsibilities.

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Choose any of the five fictional titles, personalize it, and export the SVG or share card in your browser. The sample PDF is an example.

$19 USD one-time Unnecessary Promotions digital gift kit: the reusable five-title offline editor, five example PDFs, five SVGs, and instructions/license.

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THE MINISTRY OF UNNECESSARY TITLESLET IT BE KNOWNAlex Morganis hereby appointedMinister ofUnopened TabsFor keeping every possibility open.Especially the one playing music somewhere.No duties. No authority. Absolutely no need to close anything.AWARDED WITH AFFECTION BYJamieENTIRELYUNOFFICIALNo power. No salary. Excellent stationery.A FICTIONAL NOVELTY GIFT / CONCEPT SAMPLE / NOVEMBER 2026
A4 landscape · original vector designAwarded with affection. Entirely unofficial.