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THE MINISTRY OF UNNECESSARY TITLESLET IT BE KNOWNAlex Morganis hereby appointedMinister ofUnopened TabsFor keeping every possibility open.Especially the one playing music somewhere.No duties. No authority. Absolutely no need to close anything.AWARDED WITH AFFECTION BYJamieENTIRELYUNOFFICIALNo power. No salary. Excellent stationery.A FICTIONAL NOVELTY GIFT / CONCEPT SAMPLE / NOVEMBER 2026
A4 landscape · original vector designAwarded with affection. Entirely unofficial.